This closet door has got to go. Brit and I sent it back to the year 1978 where it came from.
Good news! We found where the previous owners kept their pipes and garbage! Also, Brit and I have a couple free, used, unsightly stains that we're looking to unload. If no one wants them, they're going up on Crasigslist.
Brit is happy staying in the closet. Right after this picture was taken she did a modern dance routine.
Behind the mirror above the sink, we discovered where the previous owner's kept their hole in the wall.
We can play basketball again, now that we've found a make-shift hoop!
Under the linoleum there was plywood... which sat on top of more linoleum... which sat on top of more linoleum... which sat on top of tongue and groove hardwood flooring... which sat on top of the sub-flooring.
Brit caught a big one... we grilled it up with some rosemary and tarragon.
Stubbs is not sure about what he thinks about the sub-flooring. Where now is he to pee?
This is where we keep the bodies. I've said too much.
Wires have been capped. Hardy-Backer has been laid on the floor. We are preparing ourselves for Tile-Ageddon 2: "The End of Linoleum."
She also goes by "Roller Girl."
The key, gentlemen, is to look this good while your woman gets stuff done. That in itself is very hard work.
Welcome to Porter Memorial Hospital.
1 comment:
S.C.A.R.Y. you might want to sleep with one eye open after what ya'll found! can't wait to see the final photos!!!
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